Well it was a great Quiz night at the Southern Cross with spot prizes, much laughter and scratching of heads to find the right answers and a huge amount of creativity as shown by the results of
There was a keen writer from Taita….
We thought they were such fun that they should be published. You should note that none of the authors are identifiable by their team’s name and there was a fair amount of wine involved in the creative process.
The winning limerick team Where the Wild Hair Is channelled alcohol:
There was a keen writer from Taita
He drank as he wrote and got tighter
He drank gin, he drank wine
He ate grapes off the vine
And his writing got shiter and shiter.
Les Blancs knew what desperation is:
There was a keen writer from Taita
Who set fire to his tale with a lighter,
The manuscript burned
No money was earned
So his purse strings got tighter and tighter.
Edward and the Cullenary Delights aimed for literary success:
There was a keen writer from Taita
With his eye on the Pulitzer Prizer
But where talent lacked
His punch it did pack
He found victory; he was a fighter!
The Cherubs penned an important lesson on the value of editing:
There was a keen writer from Taita
Who suffered a heavy all-nighter
As she stumbled on home
She was struck by a tome
Which she wished was a few chapters lighter.
The T.Team went for a bodice ripper approach:
There was a keen writer from Taita
Who found fairytales could excite her
She loved Humpty, Prince Charming
But oh, ‘twas alarming
When the Dragon and George did ignite her!
And the Quizlits were ever mindful of the hips.
There was a keen writer from Taita
Who wanted to be slightly lighter
She gave up on food, which ruined her mood
And made her manuscript triter.
We will be making an announcement here on Monday, so check back in then and open your diary to pencil in a weekend in September you won’t want to miss.
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